ALL MY OWN STUNTS

so um what

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:22:05 +0100

so um what

wantonforwontons: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:15:26 +0100

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

dalmartina: HAVE YOU SEEN JAMIE T? reblog.

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:41:41 +0100

dalmartina:

HAVE YOU SEEN JAMIE T? reblog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: hellyeahbeyonceknowlescarter: Capti...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:26:43 +0100

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

hellyeahbeyonceknowlescarter:

Caption:

“Friend met Beyonce in New Orleans, she said “Whatever face you make, I’ll make.”

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Tue, 21 May 2013 17:22:16 +0100

freeshawarmas: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:11:44 +0100

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

lnnea: Sometimes I English very well but sometimes no

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:19:17 +0100

lnnea:

Sometimes I English very well but sometimes no

hey hi hello I need to express all my thoughts out loud soon because otherwise I think ill die

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:28:03 +0100

hey hi hello I need to express all my thoughts out loud soon because otherwise I think ill die

such a wrong time to meet

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:51:46 +0100

such a wrong time to meet

highmiranda: why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:49:38 +0100

highmiranda:

why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:52:28 +0100

if you genuinely have a crush on me and you dont tell me ur making a mistake because if you have a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:48:59 +0100

if you genuinely have a crush on me and you dont tell me ur making a mistake because if you have a crush on me ill probably develop a crush on u in 0.2 seconds

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:48:22 +0100

the-robot-condese: tiny-little-nebula: taloa-nashoba: thatthir...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:00:53 +0100

the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers.

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows.

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections.

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

cashmerethoughtsss: kanyewestitalia: Kanye school himself in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:07:53 +0100

cashmerethoughtsss:

kanyewestitalia:

Kanye school himself in his home studio, 1997.

“Lock yourself in a room doing 5 beats a day for 3 summers.

That’s a Different World, like Cree Summer’s.

I deserve to do these numbers.

The kid that made that

Deserves that Maybach

So many records in my basement

I’m just waiting on my spaceship…”

everyone needs to stop saying bey is pregnant until she says it gODDAMN ARE YOUREALLY DUMB ENOUGH TO...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:08:15 +0100

everyone needs to stop saying bey is pregnant until she says it gODDAMN ARE YOUREALLY DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE E! NEWS???????????

robinwiththehair: I have never rebbloged anything more true.

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:45:14 +0100

robinwiththehair:

I have never rebbloged anything more true.

"Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive."

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:46:14 +0100

“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”

- Hafiz (via perfect)

ejakeulati0n: how dare boys be cute and nice and really sweet how dare boys make me feel...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:44:40 +0100

ejakeulati0n:

how dare boys be cute and nice and really sweet
how dare boys make me feel emotions
how dare boys make me want to ferociously make out with them and sex them
how dare they

fivehundred-summers: i am squEALING

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:37:25 +0100

fivehundred-summers:

i am squEALING