IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE.

(Source: kouharens, via l-ovelyangels)

drarna:

side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)

(via ka0-tik)

What stops me from taking myself seriously, even though I am essentially a serious person, is that I find myself extremely ridiculous, not in the sense of the small-scale ridiculousness of slap-stick comedy, but rather in the sense of ridiculousness that seems intrinsic to human life and that manifests itself in the simplest actions and the most extraordinary gestures.
written by Gustave Flaubert (via truepac)

(Source: beermethatquote, via loandi)

katherlne:

but what gave simon the authority

(via ashhanora)

dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then 

(Source: prince-warp, via orkchops)

Sweetheart I’ve been frightfully busy but you know I have thought of you every minute
written by Scott Fitzgerald to Zelda Fitzgerald, March 1919 (via weepling)

(via il-solitario)

BEYONCÉ WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE AND I HAVE NO OTHER WORDS TO SAY ABOUT IT AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at it’s finest

(Source: malikthirst, via mandyblossom)

I feel very isolated and stressed and lonely and dispensable

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

(via molierewouldntwritethisshit)