misconceptions about strippers.
pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.
I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.
My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.
And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.
Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows.
When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections.
My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.
that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said
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everyone needs to stop saying bey is pregnant until she says it gODDAMN ARE YOUREALLY DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE E! NEWS???????????
Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.
written by Hafiz (via perfect)
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how dare boys be cute and nice and really sweet
how dare boys make me feel emotions
how dare boys make me want to ferociously make out with them and sex them
how dare they
its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
When I met her, I thought, oh God, she is in love with me, and it took me a while, to understand that she is in love with the world. So it’s not personal, ‘Don’t take it personally, I’m in love with the world, I’m not in love only with you.’ I realised, she is repeating this misunderstanding with every single person in the atrium.
written by Klaus Biesenbach on Marina Abramović (via bellsandforks)